Great Reasons To Date a Cricket Player

1) We always wear protection.

2) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring.

3) Once we get in you'll be hit for six

4) We look for gaps and play into them.

5) We are capable of pulling anything.

6) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required.

7) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.

8) If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.

9) We try to avoid "spraying it".

10) We can go on and on and on for many days!!!

11) We like to play straight.

12) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets.

13) We build long partnerships.

14) We know how to vary the pace to good effect.

15) We believe in good helmet protection.

16) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming.

17) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance.

18) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves.

19) We score many times.

20) We understand the need for covers and extra covers.

21) We definitely know how to 'bang it in'.

22) We appreciate a good tail-end.

23) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in.

24) We know how to get a good use of the pitch we play on.

25) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease.

26) We can bowl a maiden over.

27) We know how to arch our backs and give it just that little bit more.

28) We're a big fan of video replays.

29) We always try to hit the right spot.

30) We know how to add that extra bit of pressure.

31) We're not afraid of a couple of decent bouncers.

32) We never underestimate the value of an overnight stand.

33) We usually get through 3 sessions a day.

34) The British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under'.

35) We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret.

36) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game.

37) We also love to put it in 'The Corridor of Uncertainty'.

38) We appreciate the importance of playing in the V.

39) We can be on top all day and still come second.

40) We don't like to be given the finger.

41) Because we know what it means to score over the covers.

Just accept it, a gentlemans sport can only be played by gentlemen...

and of course 'a full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologised for straight away...'