Great Poker Quotes

If you re-raise a raiser, and he doesn't raise you back, you know he has kicker problems.

     -- Crandall Addington

To succeed in life surround yourself with geniuses; to succeed in poker surround yourself with morons.

       -- Anonymous

When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.

     --  Anonymous

Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability than in poker.

     -- Steve Badger

Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.

     -- Benny Binion

Bad beats only happen to good players.

     -- Joe Crow

The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.

     -- Nick "The Greek" Dandalos

It's unlucky to be superstitious.

     -- Dave Enteles

They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero.

     -- Max Shapiro

A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around being lucky and not know it.

     -- Robert Turner

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.

     -- Stu Ungar

It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.

     -- Stu Unger

Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!
    -- Dutch Boyd