Golfer; Miles to Gallon

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs  and losers of balls....

A recent study found the average golfer  walks about 90 miles a  year.

Another study found golfers drink, on  average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, golfers get about  41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud.    Almost feel like a hybrid.